... but I'm not the only one.

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.


Ice bucket challenge

Ice bucket challenge

Hello, thanks for calling Tyson chi….

Hello, thanks for calling Tyson chi….

Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
pervertedson:

For my dad, mom was an out of shape cow.
For me, she was a MILF who is cock hungry, who is a perfect sex slave, and someone whom I would take up as my breeding partner.

pervertedson:

For my dad, mom was an out of shape cow.

For me, she was a MILF who is cock hungry, who is a perfect sex slave, and someone whom I would take up as my breeding partner.

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